- The Shut Up and Go Back To Your Tiny Island Award — U2
- The Worst Use of a Music Legend Award — whoever paired Stevie Wonder with The Jonas Bros
- The “I’m a real blond!” “No I’m a real blond” Award — (tie) Leann Rimes and Sheryl Crow
- The Scarred Award — Blink182
- The I Should Be Hosting Award — Craig Ferguson
- The Escape From Rehab Award — Whitney Houston
- The Kissing a Girl Doesn’t Mean You Can Dance AT ALL Award — Katy Perry
- The Sluttiest Pregnant Woman Ever Award — MIA
- The “Hey, is that Tiffany?” Award — Paul McCartney
- The Grandpa Grammy — Neil Diamond
